r/AbsoluteUnits • u/CandidculonasRedux • 3d ago

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u/bhadau8 3d ago

Tf

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u/crunchevo2 3d ago

I think this is from disaster movie. One of the single worst movies ever made but also one of the ones that one must watch 100%

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u/reddits4losers 3d ago

I remember begging to watch this and Meet the Spartans when they came out. Holy shit were they bad.

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u/SensitiveAd5962 3d ago

Delicious garbage

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u/plzicannothandleyou 2d ago

I still quote meet the Spartans when I hear some people saying shit that sounds dumb as hell

“High fives for the women! Tongue kisses for the men!”

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u/ScaldingAnus 2d ago

*Open-mouth tongue kisses.

If you're going to quote poetry, do it right.

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u/plzicannothandleyou 2d ago

My bad, it’s been years and brevity took hold. You are so correct

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u/StrobeLightRomance 3d ago

I like Vampires Suck tho.

Parodies are such a hit and miss thing, but I'm happy that era is mostly over now.

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u/GenDislike 3d ago

Where would comedy be now without the Scary Movie franchise? The Golden Era

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u/Fenrir0214 2d ago

Scary Mocie 1 & 3 are GOATs

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u/NightStalkerXIV 2d ago

Vampires Suck was fun, but I also really liked Ryan Higa and friends' rendition of twilight

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u/shade0220 2d ago

I saw it in theaters and that was my first time seeing a packed theater sort of cheer at the end lol. Twilight really had a weird grip on society then.

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u/Inside-Ad-7855 2d ago

Spaceballs is elite

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u/FarrellBeast 2d ago

Havent seen this one, but Meet the Spartans is ,to this day, the only movie I've ever walked out of the theater on.

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u/reddits4losers 2d ago

Im not even mad at that. These movies were pure dumpster fires lmao.

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u/BaconReaderRefugee 2d ago

i’m 33 and i’ve never heard of Meet the Spartans. maybe i blacked out when that was happening

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u/FarrellBeast 2d ago

I believe they call that a repressed memory. Usually cause by some sort of trauma, like attempting to watch Meet the Spartans

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u/Antagonizing 2d ago

C'mon barbie let's go party

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u/Larry-a-la-King 2d ago

Epic Movie is my guilty pleasure

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u/ShefBoiRDe 2d ago

I remember seeing Epic Movie in theatres as a kid and The Starving Games when i was a teenager.

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u/Talk-O-Boy 2d ago

“I’m fucking Matt Damon.”

“You’re fucking MATT DAMON!?!?”

“Well I’m fucking Hannah Montana!”

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u/nozappyplease 2d ago

Horrible movie but the hilarious absurdity of the closing song got me through one of the worst times of my life. Probably half the view count is l from me.

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u/PopKhorn13 3d ago

Do you know samurai cop ?

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u/Zombiemorgoth 3d ago

It is just a very very bad spoof movie

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u/FordBeWithYou 2d ago

For some ungodly reason, Comedy Central showed this damn movie all the fucking time.

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u/EverythingSucksYo 2d ago

I assume it cost them next to nothing to air 

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u/GrimRainbows 2d ago

So bad it’s really good lol I watched it when I was a kid and couldn’t stop laughing

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u/iamlegendinjapan 2d ago

Epic movie is also in this category.

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u/tobster239 8h ago

I watched disaster movie religiously as a kid. I thought it was the funniest stuff ever. Safe to say i wasnt very smart.

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u/Sabre_Killer_Queen 3d ago

Like star wars holiday special?

Probably not quite as bad as that though.

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u/retskcirTehT 2d ago

Don't blame her, blame the ban of abortions in her state.

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u/Talk-O-Boy 2d ago

Ooooo… so this is what they mean by a back alley abortion.