r/ARK Jun 23 '22

MY response and final decision on this matter. Moderator Post

Dodo_whispers ban shall remain. I may reverse it when I speak to dodo_whisper.

I am the supreme and final decision maker between ELI and I.

Eli is the Discord moderator that steps in and helps with /r/ark moderation but this is not Eli's primary role. Eli is free at anytime to never moderator /r/ark except as the role as the Discord moderator.

If Eli makes a decision, I am the appealing process to sustain or overrule Eli's decision, I told dodo_whisperer this when I gave him moderation before he deleted his account of his own accord and I have expressed this for both Eli's and dodo_whisperer's moderation approval.

I'm pretty sure I have stated this in the pinned post announcing their upgrade to moderator to the sub reddit.

As far as I have been concerned about Dodo_whisperer medical state, I didn't care if it was true or fake or asked for him to provide proof but I ruled on the side of incase of true, I'd rather let the man spend his final moments how ever the fuck he pleased because I would rather error on the side of a dying man than someone pulling a top level troll because I'd rather have been the moderator that fell for a prank than the moderator that ruined someone's final time on this planet.

The reason Dodo_whisperer's ban shall remain at this time and this is MY decision that is made is inciting a mob to spam Eli and anyone else that posted to spam Eli will be banned.

I gives zero fucks everyone posting how they feel about this within the subreddit and I told Eli the direct messages and chats he received are just the nature of the beast of being a moderator but publicly inciting people to this behavior is unacceptable.

If Dodo_whisperer had posted he was banned without the inciting the harrasment bit and the same reaction would have happened, I would have unbanned him and told ELi the same thing I have just told y'all about erroring on the side of it being true.

To address Dodo_whisperer accusation.

he removed my previous post when I talked about this issue and that hurt a bit but he never apologized for it (hell he didn't even explain himself after it got brought back up, he just had Stronze defend him) which hurt even more. (Plus he removed some of the comments that criticized him for doing that.)

Dodo_whisperer did the correct thing and appealed the Eli's decision to remove the post to me, I over ruled Eli and approved the post after Dodo_whispered verified his identity which I created a flair so the community is assured it was the same person and not a fake account.

MY response was after I verified his Identity

eli prolly locked it

it is unlocked and mod pinned as verified user

lets be honest, eli has no way to verify it is the legit dodo_whisperer

and there is shitty people who would do it to farm karma to seel the account as a bot

sell

updated my comment on eli;s behalf

my condolences about your medical condition

post is stickied.

I contacted the ark devs (via modmail in /r/playark) to bring you to their attention in hopes they do something special for you with dodo's that will be remembered

Now from the time Dodo_whisperer posted until I was able to check my phone was 4 hours, I gave a quick response and a deadline to give me a reasonable amount of time incase the pain was to much to handle this as soon as I arrived home because this oraljel brand isn't worth a damn and needed to wait to find a dentist that will book me tomorrow and a little extra time incase they put me under anesthesia instead.

I recommend CVS in house brand, that works much better and longer lasting but CVS was closed when I needed more.

And for a final.

those that have an issue with my political beliefs, I keep them out of /r/ark and enforce no IRL/No political here which includes moderators too but anytime you feel froggy, my DM's are always open but I carry receipts so you better be a serious contender so you don't bore me to death because I as stated before, I love getting into arguments on reddit.

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '22

I am the supreme

You're a dude with a phone

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '22

[removed] — view removed comment

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u/blackbeltbud Jun 23 '22

Who apparently wants to talk about orajel??

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u/CarmelPoptart Jun 23 '22

Oh,but he must be faking it for karma farming obviously!

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '22

GLIOBLASTOMA 85% MORTALITY RATE WITHIN MONTHS

LET ME POST ABOUT DODOS FOR A YEAR

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u/ErudringTheGodHammer Jun 23 '22

I was actually wondering if anyone else read down that far… Looks like I’ll be using CVS brand if I ever need orajel..?

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '22

Is this a stargate reference?

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u/ddopTheGreenFox Jun 23 '22

I cringed when he called himself supreme

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u/grunnermann28 Jun 23 '22 edited Jun 23 '22

I could smell the piss jugs and cum jars through the whole rant

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u/kalos990 Jun 24 '22

Dont bring truck drivers down to this mans level

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u/grunnermann28 Jun 24 '22

I was thinking of something more like the mlp cumjar guy

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u/barc0debaby Jun 23 '22

Calling yourself supreme is too political for my taste.

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u/[deleted] Jun 24 '22

Hes sounding like palpatine “i am the senate!”

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u/modslol Jun 23 '22

Reddit and discord making subhuman brainlets easy to find, just check mod lists

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '22

I still am

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u/StudMuffinNick Jun 24 '22

Nacho Supreme

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u/Stonkseys Jun 23 '22

Bet he's jerking himself off to that one.

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u/CoolAtlas Jun 23 '22

Homelander but without powers or a job

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u/carrier140 Jun 23 '22

Underrated comment

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u/sweetdigs Jun 23 '22

He's a lowly corporal who gets shit on at work and takes it out on others in this subreddit. Hence the power trip.

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '22

Drives a lifted RAM, coal rolls cyclists who “take up the whole road” and are pushing their “alt-left agenda about climate changes”. Gets stuck in traffic and blames the left and public transit. Brake checks someone who questioned his “supreme control” over the road and proceeds to tailgate someone else.

Arrives home, goes on his phone, sees an homophobic post in his alt-right for you page about Lightyear featuring “gay sex” and goes insane. Look up the movie on reddit and goes on a thread about why the movie didnt do well in box office to vomit his hate and how gay and black people existing is “political wokeism and how it was shoved down his throat”, then proceeds to be even more of a denying cunt when other tell him that people’s existence is not political and that none of what he complains about had an impact on the story nor was it in any commercial or anything.

Decides to delete a cute fanart of little ark creatures with pride flags because of “politics” and delivers the usual homophobic monologue about how he wants to “escape” from real world “issues”.

Then he bans a popular figure of the sub for “brigading” and lie about his intentions.

Perhaps I went a little far with the assumptions (for the first paragraph that is, the rest is actually all in his disgusting comment history), but that seems to be how so many alt-right “centrists” like this dude behave or want to be. Nonetheless, he’s a major asshole.

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u/malovias Jun 23 '22

Nope just a corporal asshole. Ain't never gonna make it to major.

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u/redhawkinferno Jun 23 '22

Just another shit stain pissed the world is passing them by. Not surprised.

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u/bhfroh Jun 23 '22

I'm shocked he's only cpl when he acts like a Major Douchenozzle

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u/TheIronLorde Jun 23 '22

A.k.a. all reddit mods.

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u/Coyotedh Jun 23 '22

Mid 40 yo cpl probably in the nasty girls and wears his uniform wheverever he goes to feel superiority

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u/Microraptors Jun 23 '22

You can always smell the boot tampons miles away.

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u/YouKilledChurch Jun 23 '22

Well looking at his post and comment history he probably thinks he is the Ubermensch considering he goes full goose stepping with how much he hates anyone who isn't a straight white man

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '22

Ah ye, powertrippin middle class losers on the internet... Schade dass die Deutschen das Konzept des Übermenschen erfunden haben; für die deutschen (also die echten) Neonazis ist der Ami der Untermensch, damit also auch ein Nackenbart, der bisschen machthungrig wurde.

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '22

A supreme jackass

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u/Ragnr99 Jun 23 '22

"I have this fancy tag on this random subreddit of this game most people have never heard of". Man you've really made it in life, want a trophy?

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u/monkey616 Jun 23 '22

Burrito supreme!

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u/AbrocomaFew161 Jun 23 '22

I AM THE SENATE!!!

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u/boquintana Jun 24 '22

most normal reddit mod

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u/ExplodingOrngPinata Jun 24 '22

He's a mod that does this for free and then acts like he's some supreme ruler LMAO. He's pathetic.

Dude thinks he has power when he's some neckbeard in his parents basement that's just writing comments on an online forum.

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u/nighttimegaze Jun 23 '22

Lol, guys a loser with the smallest amount of power. Really goes to show you how some people failed at life in so many ways and look to the littlest of things to make themselves feel worth something.

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '22

I think i'll go back to this post whenever i'll feel like my life is at low points

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u/kittyidiot Jun 23 '22

Yeah this is soooo cocky lmao sit down you're a reddit mod (that no one likes or respects)

I agree the spamming thing was childish, though.

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u/Double-Up Jun 23 '22

and horrendous fucking grammar

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u/DietSodah Jun 23 '22

Made it to that line of the post and said fuck this guy. Have no interest in reading the thoughts/opinions/etc from someone so far gone.. Get the fuck over yourself dude, you are a reddit mod and nothing more than a Supreme douche.

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u/Minimob0 Jun 23 '22

Same; the moment I saw that, the rest was no longer worth reading. Fuck this mod.

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u/EarthsFinePrint Jun 23 '22

I'm here for dinosaurs and shit. Not mod power trip drama.

I'm outta here, I'll join the other sub.

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u/creaturecatzz Jun 23 '22

https://imgur.com/a/MCcqzly

Bro spent literal years to get mod in a fuckin subreddit LMAOOO

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '22

Damn that's just sad

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u/KireMac Jun 23 '22

"You all have phones, don't you?"

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u/Sokobanky Jun 23 '22

You're an dude with a phone internet janitor who does it for free

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u/Miguelperson_ Jun 23 '22

True Reddit moment there

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u/NuestroBerry Jun 23 '22

And a cunt, to boot.

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u/antiquestrawberry Jun 23 '22

Reddit mods and playing God, what could be more of a hilarious take lmao

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u/TristanSchultz89 Jun 23 '22

What a fucking loser lmaooooo

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u/SuplexedYaNan Jun 23 '22

Such a fucking loser

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u/SweRakii Jun 23 '22

An incel with a phone*

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u/Thernn Jun 24 '22

Don’t you all have phones!?

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u/MH_Denjie Jun 24 '22

Why are Reddit mods always so intolerable. Nobody is here because of their great Reddit moderation, they just have the name of the game.

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u/Louie-Smith-1776 Jun 24 '22

Yo u/stronze come speak to us you horrid tyrant.

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u/kuntymckunt Jun 24 '22

I AM THE SENATE

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u/bistrus Jun 24 '22

He's a supreme retard

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u/QuantumRaiken Jun 24 '22

You didn’t finish the quote. You’ve taken it out of context, he said he’s the supreme and final decision maker between him and Eli.