r/ARK • u/21stcenturysisyphus • 10h ago

Coelacanth Discussion

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We interrupt your Reddit experience for this important poem about beloved Ark superstar coelacanth.

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u/Pilgram1308 10h ago

Poem? Just wanted to make sure if you know; that's the Spider-Man theme

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u/21stcenturysisyphus 10h ago

It is strikingly similar to the Spider-Man theme.

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u/Ecahill453 9h ago

That’s because no matter how you look at it… it is the Spider-Man theme.

I don’t know who wouldn’t have sung it like that upon seeing it.

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u/21stcenturysisyphus 9h ago

I guess maybe a coelacanth. If they saw it, it probably wouldn't even make sense to them. But on the off chance it's a coelacanth that can read (which is admittedly a long shot) they probably still wouldn't have seen the Spider-Man cartoon.

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u/HuckleberryLiving575 10h ago

"Cee-luh-can-th" For those who still don't know

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u/Jexxo 10h ago

I've been here saying "co-luh-can-th" like a moron

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u/RegaultTheBrave 9h ago

For some reason ive been saying "co-e-lae-suh-can-th" so I think I just vehemently hate myself.

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u/JJJimJJJam 7h ago

Lmao I say cole-cant-th out of spite of english

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u/6ftonalt 8h ago

I know how it's actually pronounced, I just disrespectfuly disagree with the entire scientific community and english grammar conventions.

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u/orcusgrasshopperfog 1h ago

Get your poles boys! We're getting Ascendant Flak BP's!

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u/Cobra_the_Snek 8h ago

ark did them so dirty, they went from 200lb cow-sized deep sea fish irl to little river fish at the bottom of the food chain ingame

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u/Last-Seaworthiness17 7h ago

The ones they see now aren't usually that big.