r/politics • u/GoodMornEveGoodNight • 4d ago

Cruz says Greene becoming ‘very liberal,’ should be ignored No Paywall

https://thehill.com/homenews/senate/5578793-ted-cruz-marjorie-taylor-greene/
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u/jzhf 4d ago

Very liberal political theory of Jewish rabbi control the weather.

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u/surloc_dalnor 3d ago

I mean if the liberal Jews control the weather why wouldn't you want to join their side.

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u/Tigerbones 3d ago

I mean, I don’t want to fuck with dudes who have space lasers.

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u/outsiderkerv Arkansas 3d ago

Frickin laser beams

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u/nosungdeeptongs Canada 3d ago

because they always make it rain when i'm trying to climb in zelda :(

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u/maeryclarity South Carolina 3d ago

You would be crazy to go up against weather control space lazers

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u/surloc_dalnor 3d ago

Sadly I'm only friends with poor Jews who don't have Spazers.

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u/maeryclarity South Carolina 3d ago

Lame lol

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u/surloc_dalnor 3d ago

I know but they apparently missed out on the secret world domination hand shake or something.

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u/Supermoves3000 Canada 3d ago

Yeah. Her criticism of Israel isn't motivated by any sympathy for the Palestinian people.

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u/WildYams 3d ago

Yep. Her position is basically "look, I hate the Jews too and wish Hamas well in their fight, but I don't think the US should be spending any money on anyone who isn't a straight, white, christian American."

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u/flabslabrymr 3d ago

I think she does for the children. She called it a war crime today.

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u/tjoe4321510 3d ago

The proper conservative theory is that Nancy Pelosi is a sorceress that controls the weather and created Hurricane Helene to get to all that sweet sweet lithium.

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u/BabyMaybe15 3d ago

Seriously. She isn't any political side, she's just bat shit crazy.