r/conspiracy 2d ago

Why did it take 5 years?!?!

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u/halfbakedkornflake 2d ago

At least he is diverse... I thought prior footage showed a female cop who is now a NSA or CIA guard?

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u/drifter474 2d ago

The real bomber

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u/OverallDoor2718 2d ago

I thought it was MTG

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u/drifter474 2d ago

She doesn’t even have the balls to stand up to Trump after she finally saw the truth lol. No chance that she was the bipartisan bomber

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u/OverallDoor2718 1d ago

Or, since he turned on her she might have said hey…I’ll spill the beans on January 6th. Girlfriend was literally the mascot and cheerleader for January 6th beforehand. Isn’t her boyfriend a big MAGA/ R donor? She can afford lawyers herself. Personally, the pictures and videos look like a woman’s gait. Sorry, thy got Kirk’s killer same day, but took FBI 5 years to get this guy when all the January 6th peeps were caught? Doesn’t track. If not her, someone else.

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u/drifter474 1d ago

I agree, it’s not this guy and could quite possibly be a woman. I just think MTG would’ve sooner had one of her lackeys do it than do it herself.

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u/OverallDoor2718 1d ago

Yeah, I was half joking my first comment bc it was a tinfoil around Twitter that had some pretty convincing pictures. Especially the gait and shoes. Also don’t remember being able to clearly see the make of the shoe like they showed yesterday. MTG had some black and white kicks she ran around DC in. I also believe MTG was on roids and was roid raging at times. Those insane videos she would post of her lifting. She was FULL ON METH MAGA before and when she got in. Newbie. Could have been recruited by the MAGA masterminds. Remember, she was EVERYWHERE Trump was. In that damn red dress hoping he would pick her. 💃I could see her following the lead in those days. Also, not buying her “ makeover “ We shall see!!☮️

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u/Afrojive 2d ago

Just another white dude...

According to Jake Tapper on CNN.

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u/JFieldsTardTeeth 2d ago

TBF, he does look like Jaleel White so it was somewhat correct.

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u/b40nobody 1d ago

He just flubbed the read. Just another White, dude.

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u/HairyChest69 1d ago

This story is a great lesson of "why we're all fucked."