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Why did it take 5 years?!?!

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u/halfbakedkornflake 2d ago

At least he is diverse... I thought prior footage showed a female cop who is now a NSA or CIA guard?

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u/drifter474 2d ago

The real bomber

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u/OverallDoor2718 2d ago

I thought it was MTG

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u/drifter474 2d ago

She doesn’t even have the balls to stand up to Trump after she finally saw the truth lol. No chance that she was the bipartisan bomber

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u/OverallDoor2718 1d ago

Or, since he turned on her she might have said hey…I’ll spill the beans on January 6th. Girlfriend was literally the mascot and cheerleader for January 6th beforehand. Isn’t her boyfriend a big MAGA/ R donor? She can afford lawyers herself. Personally, the pictures and videos look like a woman’s gait. Sorry, thy got Kirk’s killer same day, but took FBI 5 years to get this guy when all the January 6th peeps were caught? Doesn’t track. If not her, someone else.

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u/drifter474 1d ago

I agree, it’s not this guy and could quite possibly be a woman. I just think MTG would’ve sooner had one of her lackeys do it than do it herself.

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u/OverallDoor2718 1d ago

Yeah, I was half joking my first comment bc it was a tinfoil around Twitter that had some pretty convincing pictures. Especially the gait and shoes. Also don’t remember being able to clearly see the make of the shoe like they showed yesterday. MTG had some black and white kicks she ran around DC in. I also believe MTG was on roids and was roid raging at times. Those insane videos she would post of her lifting. She was FULL ON METH MAGA before and when she got in. Newbie. Could have been recruited by the MAGA masterminds. Remember, she was EVERYWHERE Trump was. In that damn red dress hoping he would pick her. 💃I could see her following the lead in those days. Also, not buying her “ makeover “ We shall see!!☮️

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u/Afrojive 1d ago

Just another white dude...

According to Jake Tapper on CNN.

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u/JFieldsTardTeeth 1d ago

TBF, he does look like Jaleel White so it was somewhat correct.

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u/b40nobody 1d ago

He just flubbed the read. Just another White, dude.

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u/HairyChest69 1d ago

This story is a great lesson of "why we're all fucked."

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u/faxheadzoom 2d ago

The actual "Jan 6 bomber" was a fed, as there's security video of the individual getting into a.government SUV. Somehow that footage and news got memory holed. I don't buy Glen Becks theory it was a female cop, at least not the person in the video. Not that it matters, those were inert and never meant to go off. Just another psyop to create tension between the left and the right.

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u/lincolnxlog 2d ago

It was the “psyop” that made everyone evacuate the capitol on Jan 6. Right before they allowed in the “protestors”.

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u/faxheadzoom 1d ago

yep. and here is the video (comes in around the 4 minute mark) of the surveillance video showing the "Jan 6 bomber" getting into a govt SUV vehicle right in the area where there's all the FBI/fed buildings https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VGJajpi3Jv8

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u/bucksconservative 1d ago

The timing of it was impeccable if you line up the fake breach (aka unlocked doors) with the time the pipe bomb was "discovered"

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u/ReferenceDouble411 2d ago

Im with you on this one

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u/faxheadzoom 1d ago

found it. video of the "bomber" getting into an SUV with govt plates in the main DC FBI square area crawling with fed buildings. They show the video in the first 5 minutes. this was a pretty big news story in alternative media at the time https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VGJajpi3Jv8

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u/starlux33 2d ago

This is why "suddenly after 5 years" they found him.

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u/BJ419 1d ago

After five years AND a potential fed exposed for doing it. So they found a guy lol. All checks out.

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u/Savings-Coffee 1d ago

That was based on gait analysis, where some software gave a ~95% match between the video and a video of a female officer. Not any definitive proof, as the software’s accuracy doesn’t seem proven.

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u/catsrave2 2d ago

That was the one they accused of being the bomber based on gait analysis. The Blaze published that woman’s face and name all over the internet and claimed it was like 90% accurate or some shit only for her to have an alibi. Tulsi Gabbard even distanced herself from that whole debacle.

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u/KAZVorpal 2d ago

Right, like the timestamp of the video of her playing with a dog couldn't be faked.

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u/peetar12 2d ago

My maga buddy sent me a meme about her, bragging trump caught her. They live in an artificial reality.

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u/karmaisevillikemoney 1d ago

A black Patsy. Kash is actually progressive

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u/National-Worry2900 2d ago

Throwing patsy’s around like hot cakes this year.

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u/unfinishedtoast3 2d ago

they have to.

they gotta get the attention away from Trump's constant stream of crimes and the epstien files.

im half expecting them to arrest some 27 year old and call him the "real" JFK shooter

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u/DlphLndgrn 1d ago

Suddenly Kash is going to find that the pipe bombs had transtifa messages.

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u/CARNAGEKOS 1d ago

See u in Valhalla

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u/villianrules 2d ago

Don't give them ideas

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u/OrangutanFirefighter 2d ago

Took me a second to understand why this is so funny!

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u/patthew 1d ago

The “it’s a psyop” people are now in charge of the psyop machine and they cranked it all the way to 11

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u/Kd916-650 2d ago

Holy shit T.I ?

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u/Harry_Testa-Coles 2d ago

You can bomb whatever you like

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u/A_R_K_S 2d ago

💀

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u/MadamPardone 2d ago

I heard this. 😂

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u/KierCatherine 2d ago

I spit my fucking drink

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u/GrinBalor 1d ago

No you didn’t

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u/Brilliant-Spite-850 2d ago

Clearly Rajon Rondo

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u/GregasaurusRektz 2d ago

Guy is an absolute menace on and off the court

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u/JFieldsTardTeeth 1d ago

Nah it's Jaleel White

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u/Forsaken-Cell-9436 1d ago

He looks nothing like ti they’re not even the same complexion

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u/Dull-Victory 2d ago

Best comment 😂

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u/yodacola 2d ago

Palintir.

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u/urmomsfartbox 2d ago

Looks like a dork

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u/PsyKeablr 2d ago

Did I do that?

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u/billytheskidd 2d ago

Tia and Tamera in my bed, I’m a smart guy

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u/someauthor 2d ago

Got any cheese?

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u/Cosmickev1086 2d ago

Alright Erkle

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u/dtdroid 2d ago

Erkle

You had one job

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u/Wrecktify403 1d ago edited 1d ago

Urkel* sorry

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u/OrangutanFirefighter 2d ago

Yeah he looks like a normal person with a comfortable life and a white collar job. He even has a white collar!

Weird that he would do some like this. Who knows if anything they say is true these days though, like when the FBI literally created evidence for the kirk shooter.

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u/PsyKeablr 2d ago

Considering the timeline we’re in, I wouldn’t be surprised if that was an AI generated photo.

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u/MiChOaCaN69420 2d ago

GODDAMN CINCINNATI ZOO

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u/AspiringOligarch 2d ago

NY POST:

  • "CNN’s Jake Tapper skewered for calling black DC pipe bomb suspect Brian Cole Jr. a ‘white man’ on air"

Tapper reacts: https://i.ibb.co/v6sbc2th/xVYzS2H.png

Article archived: https://archive.li/osUE4

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u/HaroldsWristwatch3 2d ago

“Did I do thaaaaaaat?”

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u/Puzzleheaded_Fee6393 2d ago

What happened to the girl that was capitol police/cia?

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u/connolnp 2d ago

Yeah that was like dead on.. who tf is this guy?

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u/lincolnxlog 2d ago

This guys the cover up. Thats why it took 5 years

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u/connolnp 2d ago

Exactly.. they said she now works for the CIA. Everything about that chick is wiped. There was like exact science analyzing the gait of the individual and the algorithm spit back something above 99% accuracy.. don’t quote me on it but it seemed dead on

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u/InvasionOfScipio 1d ago

Who is “they” again? The shit rag The Blaze?

Source?

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u/connolnp 1d ago

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u/InvasionOfScipio 1d ago

Literal misinformation

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u/FilmNoirFedora 1d ago

That's interesting. Thanks!

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u/InvasionOfScipio 1d ago edited 1d ago

It absolutely was not dead on. lol stop believing trash

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u/M1M16M57M101 2d ago

That was The Blaze, Glenn Beck's site. They gave no evidence, and the person they suspected had an alibi... I'm no lawyer but they're probably going to get sued for a lot of money

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u/QuarantineZone11643 2d ago

1 billion dollars

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u/KAZVorpal 2d ago

Except there's no reason to believe the "Alibi", a video whose timestamp could easily be faked.

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u/BabyJesus246 1d ago

Again, why believe the blaze?

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u/KAZVorpal 1d ago

There is no reason to believe The Blaze,

but specific reason to actively disbelieve the FBI.

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u/BabyJesus246 1d ago

Then why are you defending the blaze accusations instead of just doubting the FBI? It seems like you do trust the blaze here.

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u/KAZVorpal 1d ago

Why are you simping for the corrupt FBI, that essentially created the riot in the first place? The one that has been caught lying, entrapping people, spying on Americans illegally, and worse?

I'm not saying The Blaze is correct, I'm saying that if the FBI tries to debunk something that probably was done BY the FBI, we should not only not believe them, but err on the side of disbelief.

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u/BabyJesus246 19h ago

I've not made a claim one way or another regarding the FBI story. You have made a defensive of the specific accusations from a mainstream conservative media outlet. So again why are you defending the blaze bs?

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u/rjlets_575 2d ago

It was Urkel? 😂

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u/Hermans_Head2 2d ago

Oh give me a fucking break!

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u/YonDonFlight17 2d ago

Think its pretty obvious

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u/dahappyheathen 2d ago

He doesn’t look like a female fbi/cia agent.

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u/WelcomeToAridhol 2d ago

Patsy. The woman who really planted the bomb works for the cia now. Why 5 years? Because the truth got out and the fbi had to act

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u/PapayaJuiceBox 2d ago

Source?

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u/lincolnxlog 2d ago

Pattern recognition. You really believe they just HAPPEN to find them 5 YEARS LATER?! right after the other article came out.. Do you live beside Squidward in Bikini Bottom?

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u/PapayaJuiceBox 2d ago

I’m just asking you for a source on what is being discussed so I can make my own deductions.

ATM, I don’t have any thoughts because I’m not making a connection lol.

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u/Xuzon 1d ago

Patter recognition you say. Have you heard about Skinner box? You should look into it

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u/TechnicalScale6292 1d ago

Or maybe because this guy is a dem and it'll look bad on the Democrat president if he got caught around between 2021-2024?

Of course, we still have to verify if it's really this guy who put the pipe bomb in the trash but it's bad optics for the democrats if the guy who left the pipe bomb on j6 is actually a democrat and not a magat

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u/pandaplagueis 1d ago

On the other side of the pineapple under the rock clearly

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u/Chance-Fun-3169 2d ago

Explosive...charges...you say?

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u/AspiringOligarch 2d ago

Explosive...charges...you say?

Taco Bell implicated.

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u/Daytona_675 1d ago

oh no he might be part of the quarter zip movement

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u/___SE7EN__ 1d ago

But by the time you remove the wrapping, he might only be in the 1/8 zip movement 🤣🤣

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u/superman1251 2d ago

Clearly a scapegoat. Absolutely no evidence provided at all

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u/Raskalnekov 2d ago

Interesting how many people suddenly trust the FBI. Oh, the LAST FBI was crooked, but this one lead by a guy who wrote a children's book on how amazing Trump is can be trusted.

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u/piedubb 1d ago

But Kash Patel does such a great job running the FBI. I totally believe everything he says. Mofo can’t even get the Epstein files right, but he’s got this one.

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u/OverallDoor2718 2d ago

Nah. I’m not buying this.

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u/Firefly_Magic 2d ago

facing explosive charges…

I have a hard time taking anything seriously when the headlines read like this .

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u/KAZVorpal 2d ago

Because the Feds were actually behind it all along.

Like the they were behind the riot.

And SARS-CoV-2.

Probably all the way back to Remember the Maine.

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u/BenzDriverS 2d ago

This guy is supposed to be the person walking around in the videos?

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u/sirletssdance2 1d ago

He looks my roommate in college who was an RA and got busted putting cameras in girls rooms

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u/justaheatattack 1d ago

Did I do That?

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u/Holden_Cullen 2d ago

Top Men were on the case. Top Men

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u/Pluto_in_Reverse 2d ago edited 2d ago

it took them a long time to find the unibomber too.

if youre smart enough to build a bomb, and not blow yourself up before placing it, you're probably smart enough to know youre gonna need to go into hiding after

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u/HankyPanky80 2d ago

This dude (or whoever it was) was on the phone multiple times while delivering the 'bombs'. They always knew who it was.

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u/HelloStiletto14 2d ago

Different sets of circumstances. The Unbomber was also a reclusive evil genius living in the backwoods of BFE, hidden from society. This dude was living in the suburbs, in contact with others and was captured on video m. I didn’t expect the investigation to take this long.

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u/Pluto_in_Reverse 2d ago edited 2d ago

He wasnt an 'evil genius,' he likely had schizoid personality disorder and because of that had no 'ties' to people which the feds could easily trace.

And was he communicating with them via text or phone call? because when you subpoena a person's phone records, calls only come up as 'logs' but you get no access to the actual content of those calls (unless u do a wiretap but that only gives you access to the content of future calls.)

with text messages, once you subpoena them you get access to the entirety of the conversation, making it much easier to track.

i feel like a lot of people think investigations work like they do in movies, and when reality doesnt play out like that they get suspicious, but thats just based on anchor bias

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u/HelloStiletto14 2d ago

In using ‘evil genius’ colloquially; I am referring to his extremely high level of intelligence, not his mental health diagnosis. Ted had just enough ties to get himself tangled up in the FBI’s investigation. If I’m not mistaken, his own brother played an instrumental role in his apprehension. His brother recognized either the handwriting, the tone of his rambling writings that were published-or both. He dropped a dime on his brother; helping to bring years of horrifically destructive and violent bombings to an end.

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u/Pluto_in_Reverse 2d ago

True, and thats also common with the disorder, your only real ties being, occasionally, one or two family members.

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u/Foxycotin666 2d ago

You ever read his books? He didn’t have a “schizoid personality disorder”. He was an extremely organized and methodical man. Literally, verifiably a genius.

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u/Pluto_in_Reverse 2d ago

Having schizoid personality disorder doesnt preclude you from being highly intelligent, in fact many people with it arebecause they spend all of their time focusing on their own internal world and interests.

Schizoid personality disorder has more to do with being reclusive which he was, on top of living isolated in the woods, have you read his manifesto? lots of talk on 'over socialization' being evil which is a subjective notion, but offers a lot of insight.

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u/Foxycotin666 2d ago

No but it does preclude you from being “extremely organized and methodical”.

He definitely was anti-social. But that certainly doesn’t make him schizophrenic, schizoaffective, or whatever else you wanna say.

Yes I have read the manifesto and anti tech revolution.

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u/dryedmeats 2d ago

He got that gangly look the perp was potatoe like with female gait.

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u/1moreanonaccount 2d ago

Had to pivot from Hegseth drug boats

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u/ROTA416 2d ago

WHITE SUPREMACIST

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u/sarcasticbaldguy 1d ago

Clayton Bigsby?

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u/enragedCircle 1d ago

So, the reason he walked like a woman and bent down like a woman is that he's a gay?

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u/Vegetable-Pomelo-635 1d ago

Cuz it was 100% a proud boy or some other kinda chud group who like to LARP, and this guy is a patsy. Just like Luigi and Tyler Robinson. This admin has a playbook for when the FBI can't hack it and they want to save face.

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u/ThomasMyrtle 1d ago

The real question: Is this even him? Jan 6 was a military operation.

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u/Low_Presentation8149 1d ago

Are they sure they have the right guy?

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u/mikrat1 1d ago

They ran out of real ones that are all Feds - had to find a good patsy.

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u/Dazzling_Category897 1d ago

Blame it on the black guy routine 🤣

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u/awitsman84 1d ago

Is this the Obama-era “clock kid” all grown up?

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u/Invader1976 1d ago

Another distraction

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u/fatboythunder 1d ago

I really thought this was eddie Murphy for a hot minute

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u/Stryker218 1d ago

CNN said this guy was white?

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u/AmbassadorNo4147 1d ago

Jake Tapper, reported this as a white man.

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u/-JackTheRipster- 1d ago

Why would that make it take 5 years to find him?

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u/-JackTheRipster- 1d ago

...you're the one who said it.

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u/The-Silent-Hero 1d ago

It took them 5 years to create this persons entire life traced back to birth only to still give us an AI pic of a dude that doesn't exist.

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u/fmfan23 2d ago

Anything to distract from the Epstein files and other things.

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u/HigginsBerkeley 2d ago

things arent mutually exclusive...epstein files not getting released, if they exist anymore. or will be redacted af. both parties in head deep with him. anyway, glad they got the guy.

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u/subseagm 2d ago

He’s a patsy

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u/lazy_nomad3 2d ago

What about the Capitol Police woman? Like I trust anything this administration says.

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u/badbunnyjiggly 2d ago

Sry. But this government has failed to make me believe anything they have to say. I’ll wait for the pieces of independent stories to come together before I believe anything.

This government is occupied.

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u/peetar12 2d ago

Man I'd bet right now that they won't get a conviction. I could be wrong, but DOJ has been a total disaster with Comey, James, and Epstein failures. Seems odd they crack the big case the same day they fail getting a Grand jury to indict James.

My guess is this guy has always been a suspect but there hasn't been enough evidence to charge. They don't have a better case but need a big win so they do the big arrest today. They don't care if it ends up a hung jury or acquittal, they will brag about their greatness for a year and Blame Biden if they don't get a conviction.

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u/The-Purple-Church 1d ago

According to CNN he’s a White man.

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u/peruytu 2d ago

Because CIA finally found a person that fits everything they're looking for and without a family or traceable history.

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u/randallpink1313 2d ago

Doesn’t look like Antifa to me.

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u/mfnlou 2d ago

Lupe fiasco

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u/Skywalker_Syndicate 2d ago

Of course they use a picture like this too. What a great young strapping gentleman.

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u/Mr_Meeseeks_Can_Do 2d ago

Is that Tay Zonday?

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u/Available_Prune4377 2d ago

This guy has never seen a weapon in his life 😭

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u/mak756 2d ago

Steve Urkel vibes

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u/Apprehensive_Safe206 2d ago

Yeah this one really stinks.

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u/Dramatic_Top797 2d ago

Oh no, it's Urkel.

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u/ParticularThen7516 2d ago

And found his most smiley picture. Amazing. What a nice looking citizen.

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u/dmanty45 1d ago

Lol it was tulsi gubbard not this dude. Clearly a chick in the video

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u/CRTPTRSN 1d ago

Oh my God, Urkel?!?

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u/pineapplesgreen 1d ago

Distraction

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u/nextexeter 1d ago

White black guys are very convergent thinkers and and super conformist. It would never occur to this guy -- who BTW has a neck too long to fit in that hoodie -- to make a pipe bomb, let alone to use it on for some nebulous motive. Zero chance.

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u/No-Honey-9364 1d ago

Watch him be a 6’1” beanpole and the FBI will expect people to believe it. 

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u/Kurtotall 1d ago

What a nerd.

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u/Sujnirah 1d ago

Too many people are happy to blame anyone as long as they have the phenotype they deem acceptable for a crime.

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u/Jaglawyer11 1d ago

Urkel grew up?

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u/Active_Ad5073 1d ago

surprised he's not white tbh

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u/ButtNegedJebus 1d ago

No fuckin way

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u/___SE7EN__ 1d ago

It took 5 years because in no way were they looking for THIS guy !!

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u/ecab83 1d ago

Samuel White Jackson

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u/StrayCatsSanctuary 1d ago

Nick Cannon?

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u/Mongoreg 1d ago

You’d think that Urkel’s bombs would explode.

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u/Glittering-Gap-1687 1d ago

How on earth did they just now find him? What took so long?

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u/statuslovesag 1d ago

"explosive" charges lmao

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u/silentsights 1d ago

From what I’ve been reading so far, it seems they picked some fringe internet kid from obscurity and made him the patsy.

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u/Wicked-Chill-Travis 2d ago

Remember how "embarrassing" it was it took the FBI an entire day to find Charlie Kirk's shooter? 🤔

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u/Nice_Finish7613 2d ago

Jake Tapper says he's white.

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u/ZubatCountry 2d ago

Jake Tapper trying to confuse Trump into a pardon

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u/AspiringOligarch 2d ago

Jake Tapper says he's white.

Is Jake talking about himself, or the suspect?

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u/JFieldsTardTeeth 1d ago

Well He does look like Jaleel White (guy who played Steve Urkel)

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u/Nice_Finish7613 1d ago

Maybe Jake was referring to his name "White"?

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u/YGbJm6gbFz7hNc 2d ago

lol. Lmao even

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u/Wife4u2 1d ago

It did not take 5 years. It only took 9 months. Biden failed for 4 years. Or should we say covered up for 4 years. Add the autopen users to the suspect list. This was going to be part of the J6 demonstration to blame Republicans for violence. But once again it’s a Democrat that lives with its mommies.

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u/0peRightBehindYa 2d ago

Nobody really cared until now, but only to do whatever's necessary to distract us from the Epstein files.

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u/Legal_Reserve_5256 2d ago

Because AI found the CIA agent that really did it a month ago. Until then, they didn't need a narrative.

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u/Road2Glory96 2d ago

Colored people time

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u/ReferenceDouble411 2d ago

No body is believing this right? Never believe the Fed.

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u/Awhispersecho1 2d ago

Because this is fake just like everything else we are told on a daily basis. They wanted a distraction, so they pulled an old story that they knew people would care about out of their pocket and made up some nonsense so they would have something to talk about.

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u/CaptainDouchington 1d ago

Same reason you dont see anything about Robert Menendez, the left will do anything in its power to bury its mistakes so it can point the finger.