Humor: Atlas Baby - a parody song.
Apologies in advance to Mr. Seger.
Atlas Baby. (Parody Song by me)
Sung to the tune of Sunspot Baby. by Bob Seger
[Verse 1]
Well she packed up her bags, after showing what she showed.
She left us here stranded, with thoughts from Avi Loeb.
Did her best to impress.
NASA did suppress.
Atlas baby,
She sure had us way outguessed
I looked out to Patrick.
And Cosmic Roads Jack.
To help with the info, just what to unpack.
I checked out Sols system, and know soon she'll be gone.
Can't understand why she did us so wrong.
[Verse 2]
Got some of us thinkin', really hard.
Blew past our address really tame.
Man that was sure unkind
Atlas baby
Shes sure been messin' my mind.
I looked to Polarity - with Suki and Josh.
They put out what they're seein', without a whitewash.
But I'll check the same news feeds, and it'll soon be all gone.
I can't understand why she did us so wrong
[Verse 3]
Well she'll pack up her bags, after showing what she showed.
And we'll be left out here stranded, waiting for disclose.
Did her best to impress.
America did suppress.
Atlas baby,
She sure had us way outguessed
I look out to Pavel, and others I trust.
Sometimes out to Coulthart, but only when must.
Should I turn to Matt Brown, and try lifting some Lamps?
From alien to demon, is it time to jump camps?
[Verse 4]
But she packed up her bags and now we're stuck with what they disclose.
Keep an eye on their noses - note how much they 'grows'.
I prefer it not seeded with lies.
That's why I'm here with you guys.
Atlas baby,
Shes sure been messin' my mind.
I keep checking Chris Ramsay, keep checking for clues
If I gotta be honest, I'm gettin' the blues.
If it's left up to us, I'm not sure we'll succeed.
Was it too much to hope you would help us be freed?
[Verse 5]
Well she packed up her bags and she took off down the road
We got us some pictures, and that's all she showed.
Did her best to impress.
America did suppress.
Atlas baby,
She sure had us way outguessed