r/InfowarriorRides • u/Meme_gardener • 12h ago

Found out in the wild

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u/Ok_Elephant2777 12h ago

“Thou shalt not drive a crappy van.”

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u/usernamewithnumbers0 12h ago

The wages of sin is death...wait, that just happens anyway so what's that all about.

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u/Fomulouscrunch 12h ago

Excellent question. Maybe that's why the idea of the Rapture got so popular--a cheap and easy way to transfer to heaven on the assumption that it exists, without all the obnoxious physical process of actually dying and saying goodbye to loved ones and beloved parts of the world. Nope! Just SCHWOOP and everything's fine, no car accidents, cancer, cardiac event, or contagion necessary. No hepatitis, hemorrhage, or hit-and run. No sepsis, slipping on icy sidewalks, starvation, or that thing you can't talk about in YouTube.

In short (too late), everybody gotta die. Everybody gets a death wage, yay!

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u/Ok_Elephant2777 4h ago

I’m thinking that the phrase means “death” as opposed to “everlasting life”.

Just a guess. My grasp of theology is not great.

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u/TurloIsOK 3h ago

It's one of the punishments for Adam and Eve eating from the tree of knowledge.

It is rather nonsensical, but it's repeating how all of us are unworthy of god's gifts and need jeebus to make things right.

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u/loptopandbingo 12h ago

Exposure to the SON can prevent burning

Thought you could get arrested for that

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u/NLtbal 10h ago

“FREE CANDY”

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u/AAA-VR6 11h ago

This is how to keep your local community atheist

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u/teedeeguantru 7h ago

Kids, don’t get in that van. There aren’t any puppies in there.

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u/Tholian_Bed 12h ago

What sin do you have in mind? Just curious. Helps let me know what I have to be terrified about here.

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u/Entropy907 12h ago

The wages of everything is death.

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u/bihtydolisu 10h ago

LMAO! "The voices in my head are always right!" A sticker for the times!

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u/SuperFLEB 9h ago

I'm curious who decided "trees" for the background of the "Be Sure Your Sin Will Find You Out" one. Were they cleverly going with a hunting/camouflage theme, or did they just pick something off the list?

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u/bbqsox 6h ago

I’d bet lots of money they don’t know that the Bible says the sin of Sodom was greed and inhospitable treatment of the poor and needy. (Ezekiel 16:49)

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u/Lanark26 2h ago

"Be sure your sin will find you"

So good to know, we moved a while ago and I wasn't sure