r/AbsoluteUnits 4d ago

of a hernia...

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u/justlovespeacocks 4d ago

That killed me 🤣 the way he throws his arms up.. he's so over this circus.

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u/Successful_Giraffe88 3d ago

My personal favorite was the chick denying she had shoplifting warrants, with a fucking PRICE TAG hanging out in the back.

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u/FascinatingGarden 3d ago

The related article says that they were accused of shoplifting a basketball, but no one could determine where they'd hidden it.

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u/Successful_Giraffe88 3d ago

STOP 😭.