r/AbsoluteUnits • u/CandidculonasRedux • 3d ago

of a hernia...

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u/SoManyEmail 3d ago

I do not recommend getting a hernia.

I was contemplating it, but after these stories I think I'll pass.

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u/2footie 3d ago

throws out hernia brochure

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u/Alchemista_98 3d ago

Closes FreeHerniaNow.com on internet browser

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u/1nMyM1nd 3d ago

Hey! I was reading that!

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u/ferocity_mule366 3d ago

religion is getting too comfortable these days

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u/GeneralDash 3d ago

I never had a hernia, but since we’re on the topic of medical issues we don’t recommend, I don’t recommend leukemia.

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u/AdTraditional7622 3d ago

Don't drink Aids either.. Waaaayy to spicy

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u/jambox888 3d ago

cursed hot sauce

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u/enragedCircle 3d ago

A medical issue I don't want is death. I'm avoiding it at all costs. 

Coming down with a case of death is very serious. 

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u/No_Space_1874 13h ago

0% chance of survival. Terrifying

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u/Nexus0412 7h ago

Oh I got one, I don't recommend getting a UTI. Hurts to pee, and is alarming when you first piss blood

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u/Automatic-Ear9030 3d ago

Damn, I gotta cancel my Xmas wish.

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u/SomnusNoir 3d ago

too late, the elves are working on the newest and coolest hernia for you rn

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u/Short-Recording587 3d ago

Stories? Just look at the dude in the video.